Inquisitrix

So this is where I have been for the past month:

I have tendonitis (De Quervains). Those black splints are so much fun! I had my choice of colors, y’all. Day glow pink! Neon Green! Bozo the Clown Red! I thought the black would go better with my work wardrobe. […]

I had a reunion with my Dermatologist yesterday. It was the first time we had seen each other since I left for Australia, way back in ‘05. He was very happy to see me, because I used to rack up a considerable amount of time in his office. One day I told […]

Coronary? Hi, my name is Melissa. I just received notice that someone used a credit card (that I have never kept a balance on) to purchase items online. I do a LOT of business online. I love the internet so much some days that I want to marry it. But, […]

Today, I started the first of three ‘protein’ days on my new eating plan. It sucks. And I am cranky. Detoxing off of carb overload is extremely hard but the benefits will be worth it. The eating plan is high-protein (with good complex carb) small meals every three hours (sort of […]

Okay, I have totally been out of it - But today is the last day of the Kid’s Art Auction for Earth Day 2008 put on by the fabulous Aimee of Greeblemonkey. The art is adorable and it all goes for a good cause. I feel so totally eco-responsible. First I buy […]

This probably goes under the heading of ‘Too Much Information’, but it’s what has been going on with me and you know, that’s life. I had every intention of posting last week, but I have been diagnosed with Shingles. When I told my Mom, she said she wasn’t surprised.
First of all, I have […]

Next month will be anniversary numero deux with my hunka hunka burnin’ LURVE. The past six months have been a whole lotta stress. I think we are both beginning to rebound a bit. We could definitely benefit from some down time, some away time and copious amounts of alcoholic beverages, with a […]

I have been totally busting my ass the past couple of weeks so I could leave for L.A. this week and see Lisa and Paul and their new baby, Griffin. I was going to be gone for an entire week so I needed to make sure that all of my loose ends were tied […]

This is what the past four days have looked like. Along with the seven + inches of snow we received last night. And next week is going to bring more snow. I am dreaming of sunshine and fruit that doesn’t come from South America.

Hey, maybe I need to tell my uncles about the pot vending machines that have been installed in LA…